#transkanine is a thing obviously https://boingboing.net/2023/07/31/watch-the-first-public-reveal-of-the-man-who-turned-himself-into-a-realistic-flat-coated-collie.html
Watch the first public reveal of the man who turned himself into a realistic flat-coated collie | Boing Boing
A Japanese man known only by the name Toco has finally achieved his life-long dream of becoming a collie. Yes, like the dog. According to the New York Post, Toco spent $14,000 — about 2 million yen…Boing Boing